Still the most amazing opening credits ever.
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“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

They also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated above

Dickhead is another favourite, knobjockey perhaps too if you’re feeling adventurous.

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

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how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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I’m not the girl boys fall in love with. I don’t have a talent in anything special. I’m not outstandingly beautiful. I’m not the easiest person to talk to sometimes. I say ‘sorry’ too often. I don’t have the perfect body. I’m not smart or mysterious or fascinating. I’m just me and that never seems to be good enough.

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god im a fuck ing idiot i wish i hadnt of chosen drama for gcse FUCK

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For those going on internet blind dates (or just traveling somewhere alone)




Kitestring is a simple webapp that checks up on you and sends a text message to your emergency contacts if you don’t respond by a designated time.

Enter your ETA and Kitestring will send you a text message to reply to. You can extend your check in time via SMS or check in early. If you don’t respond to Kitestring’s text message, your emergency contact(s) will get your customizable alert message. [x]


signal boost

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reminder that no one is required to love their parents because a lot of people do have genuinely shitty parents and if you invalidate people’s feelings about their toxic parents i’ll probably punch you in the throat

Having sex that results in a kid does not equal respect


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me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch


(Source: musical-ofethics)

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