I don’t get it when people say I wanna go to Europe I mean as a European you gotta be more specific because there’s a major difference between Denmark and Greece so which part of fucking Europe do you wanna go to
So many times yes
“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
They also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated above
Dickhead is another favourite, knobjockey perhaps too if you’re feeling adventurous.
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
I’m not the girl boys fall in love with. I don’t have a talent in anything special. I’m not outstandingly beautiful. I’m not the easiest person to talk to sometimes. I say ‘sorry’ too often. I don’t have the perfect body. I’m not smart or mysterious or fascinating. I’m just me and that never seems to be good enough.
god im a fuck ing idiot i wish i hadnt of chosen drama for gcse FUCK
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reminder that no one is required to love their parents because a lot of people do have genuinely shitty parents and if you invalidate people’s feelings about their toxic parents i’ll probably punch you in the throat
Having sex that results in a kid does not equal respect
FUCKING THANK YOU